In the event of an emergency ...

*In silly sing-song voice*

"Roger Ramjet and his Eagles fighting for our freedom
Fly through and in outer space not to join him not to beat him.

Roger Ramjet he’s our man hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure and stay tuned to this station.

Come and join us all you kids for lots of fun and laughter
As Roger Ramjet and his men get all the crooks they’re after.

Roger Ramjet he’s our man hero of our nation
For his adventure just be sure and stay tuned to this station.
When Ramjet takes a Proton Pill the crooks begin to worry
They can't escape to outer space from Proton's might fury"

That's been running through my head since I woke up. It's so fucking annoying. It happens once a week, and I don't know why exactly, I've never watched fucking Roger Ramjet. I did watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit though, that movie is pretty cool. Kai was grump as hell last night, I got maybe three hours sleep, which sucks because now I can barely keep my eyes open and I keep making spelling mistakes. Beefy, Scotty, Sean and I played poker for a few hours last night. It was kinda funny because Scott being Scott, has to win atleast one game. We played four and guess what, he didn't win ONE! Ha! And he tried to fight with me over betting, he thought Beefy hadn't bet enough, although it was only the two of them in the hand, and the pot was equal. I was sent this little quip in an email this morning by a mates mum, I don' know about anyone else, but having grown up in a strictly religious household, I found it very funny. See below. But for now, I'm out, I've got shit to do, amazingly. Peace out.

The Beer Prayer

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,

Barmen.